FBI Agent for Hire

Source: 7th space

3 men where at the FBI Building for
a job interview.The first man walked
into the office . The interviewing FBI
agent said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give
us your all. Your wife is in the next
room. I want you to go in there and
shoot her with this gun." The man
took the gun, hesitated, and said
"Sorry, I can't do it."The next
interviewee came into the office. The
Agent said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give
us your all. Your wife is in the next
room.I want you to go in there and
shoot her with this gun." The man
took the gun, walked into the room,
then walked out. "Sorry," he
said.The last man came into the
office. The inverviewer said "To be in
the FBI you must be loyal,
dedicated, and give us your all. Your
wife is in the next room. I want you
to go in there and shoot her with
this gun." The man took the gun and
went into the room. The Agent heard
6 shots, silence, then a lot of
screaming. The man came out of the
room and said "Someone loaded the
gun with blanks, so I beat her to
death with the curtain railing!"

beautiful words.

Someone has written these beautiful words. Read and try to understand the deeper meaning of them.

1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout life.

2. Why is a car's windshield so large & the rear view mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.

3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4. All things in life are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy them, they will not last forever. If they are going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don't forget the gold! To hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!

6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart; it's just a bend, not the end!"

7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in YOUR abilities.

8. A blind person asked God: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's PEACE.
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Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?                  
GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:         I  is...
TEACHER:     No, Millie...... always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand......    
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE   :         No sir, It's the same dog.    

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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2 lovers were traveling in a commuter suddenly the driver lost control and the bus fell into the river, the rescue team came to help and first to be found was the boy but he dived back into the river saying that he was looking 4 someone very important. the girl ws found and she was so touched to hear  wat her guy was going thru because of her and the boy suddenly appeared.

Girl "hiiii sorry dear y did you risk your life goin back into the water 2 luk 4 me

Boy. "No i wasn't lukn 4 you ndaga ndichitsvaka conductor kuti andipe coin rangu

 In My Spiritual banking account

 In My Spiritual banking account

I withdraw anger
I deposit peace
I withdraw sadness
I deposit happiness
I withdraw weakness
I deposit strength
I withdraw negativity
I deposit positivity
I withdraw discouragement
I deposit courage
I withdraw doubt
I deposited hope and faith
I withdraw hate
I deposit LOVE

My pin to my spiritual bank is Jesus Christ. Feel free to utilise my account. ...
Mat6:33
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Plz and Pls read this prayer..A man in Argentina received this message and called it "junk mail", 8 days later his son died.. A man received this message & immediately sent out copies..his surprise was winning the lottery. Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: She lost her job & he lost his family. This message is miraculous & sacred. You were chosen to receive this novena. The moment you receive it, say: Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen. GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For all of 2013, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be coming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down...I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me: My child! What can I do for you? And I said,'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message... 'This is a Novena from Mother Theresa that started in 1952. It has never been broken. Within 48 hours send 20 copies (Or as many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to. It's the effort and intent that counts:) Send to family and friends. This is a powerful Novena. Couldn't hurt. Can only help. Please do not break... Amen!!!

Dear my child

My name is God.
You hardly have time for me.
I love you and alwys bless u.
I am always with you.
I need you to spend 30 minutes of your time with Me today.
Don't pray. Just praise. Today I want this message across the world before midnight.
Will you help?
Please do not  cut it and I'll help you with something that you are in need of.
Just dare Me !
A blessing is coming your way.
Pls Drop everything & pass it on.
Tomorrow will be the Best Day of your Life.
Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10mns.

Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer,
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
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Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK,

But find it easy to read other books?
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Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,

Yet we forward the nasty ones?
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Why are Prayers getting smaller,

But bars and clubs are expanding?

Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity,
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But very difficult to engage with God?

Think about it, are you going to forward this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at?

Forward this to all your friends.

80% of you won't forward this.
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God  said:
If you deny me in front of your
friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment:
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When one door closes , God opens two : If God has opened  doors for you,
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send this message to everyone
including me....
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God has no BLACKBERRY but he's my favorite contact ... !!
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He is not on FACEBOOK but he is my best friend .... !!
He is not on TWITTER but I still follow him .... !!
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& even without the INTERNET I am always connected to him .....!!
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He is not on WHATSAPP but he's always online .....!! .

What mothers do

A baby boy David was born to a certain family. The mum was so
excited that she hardly put him down One day she left him sleeping
and went to the garden. When she was there, the house caught fire
and she ran back home as first as possible to save her only son.
People tried to stop her but they didn’t succeed. Shewent in and
found the baby untouched. Unfortunately her hair caught fire as she
was going out and she started burning. It was very bad for the rest of
her life because she had to live with a scar. The boy grew up and
became very rich and shifted to town. But in the real sense, he was
ashamed of his mother's scars. When people asked him, he would
say, "l don’t have someone so ugly in our family as my mother".
One day his mum overheard how his son was telling people and she
was very disappointed. She decided to travel to town to explain to
his only son what had happened and the reason behind her
ugliness. But unfortunately, the bus she was travelling with got an
accident and the mum died instantly. The boy heard of the news,
and felt very happy. He then rushed to the village and found people
sad. He justpassed them and went direct to her mother’s room to
search for important documents. He wasshocked to find herMom’s
oldest DIARY BOOK written,
DATE: 5th Sept 1980.
I was announced the WINNER MISS TORONTO BEAUTY CONTEST.
DATE: 14th Jan 1982.
My husband TonnyGateson passed away in road accident and left
me six months pregnant.
DATE: 2nd July 1983.
I saved my only son David from a fire and I ended up loosing my
hair while scars left on my face. David felt too bad and started
crying,
But it was TOO LATE!
TOO LATE!
PLEASE NOTE:
Never try to Abuse or Ignore you Parents. They are a blessing to us
and you will cry when they are gone